‘THE THIRTY-NINE STEPS’ by John Buchan

Fine japes, what? Bally Jerry picking a bunfight, Yankee spook rumbles theĀ game and tells our man. Seppo ends up tits-up pearside with a dagger in his gusset; framed! Chap ends up jollying orf to Jockland chased by the rozzers. Mmeeeooooowww! What?! That’s not the RAF! Bally Jerries again! Escape! Gent pops orf home for tea…